An illegal Hamptons zoo escape theory 🦩
+ a war at Surf Lodge, lobster roll economics, and Biden's fundraiser invite list.
Today’s Hamptons Feed Me letter is made up of 3500 mouthwatering words, focused on Hamptons-only news and gossip. It includes everything from Larry Gagosian’s weekend uniform, a war between Surf Lodge and its new competitor (started by its former owner), the economics of the lobster roll, an interview with a hot couple who runs a 7-acre farm in Springs, and what bottle service will cost you on the Fourth of July. Because of the phone calls, driving, and humiliation that went into getting these exclusives, and my guarantee that nobody else is reporting on the Hamptons like this, this letter is for paid readers only.
Before we get into that, I will see many of you tonight! As a reminder, there are two parties:
The first one, paid readers got exclusive access to. If you are on the list, I will see you at 6pm. Please don’t bring people who aren’t on the list, I can’t handle getting in trouble tonight.
The second one is at Jean’s on Lafayette from 9pm to midnight, and is open to everyone. There is no list. Ezra Marcus will be DJing. A lot of hot guys and girls will be there who are single. I do ask that you go over to my Instagram Story and respond to the poll if you’re going so that we can have the right amount of security. It’s going to be a blast… finance interns get free shots. I also get free shots so if you find me I’ll treat ya.
