Shrooms at The Nutcracker 🍄🩰

A case for lickable wallpaper and Lincoln Center.

The trip begins across the street at P.J. Clarke's. Fear not if you don’t live in New York. There’s bound to be a local version close to wherever your showing of The Nutcracker is. Seek the establishment that has two out of three of the following: checkered tablecloths, big fat martinis, and babbling suits.

The clock is ticking so your order of events mu…