Hi everyone. I’m taking a week off from the letter later this month, but it won’t be fully dark over here. On one of the days, I’ll publish an AMA answering all of your questions. You can ask anything here.
Today’s letter includes: Donald Trump quietly opened a pizza parlor, Glossier needs another $100mm for some reason, Feed Me’s stance on Woody Allen, an NFL quarterback on Gen Z being soft, Parisians are indeed judging your Alo leggings, Nobu comes to the Hamptons, and “wine noise,”
Two pieces of news from Glossier.
First, they made a basketball.
Second, they’re fundraising again. Four years ago, Glossier raised a Series E that valued the brand at nearly $2B. But the brand’s value will be “south of a billion dollars,” a person familiar with the fundraising deck told Puck. I don’t really understand how they haven’t figured out how to sell lip gloss and generate cash flow after ten years.