Archive - Feed Me

How bad are those martinis for your skin?

I spoke to a dermatologist to find out.

17 hrs ago •

Do you have plans on Sunday?

You can buy Feed Me merch IRL.

Dec 19 •

Guest Lecture: Tyler Denk

Guest Lecture: Tyler Denk

Dec 19 •

If your girl is posting the Cipriani logo on her Instagram Story...

You better get some more stamps in her passport.

Dec 18 •

You need Adderall because you're not cut out for the job.

+ you hate to see a brand delete a feed post, I saw Babygirl.

Dec 17 •

Your husband can also be a purse.

I spoke to the designers behind New York's newest bag brand.

Dec 16 •

2025: In and Out

More NVIDIA, less bad filler.

Dec 15 •

Prada cacio e pepe? €30.

They know you like pasta and can't afford a bag.

Dec 14 •

What does the CEO of beehiiv think of Substack?

One way to find out is by reading Feed Me.

Dec 12 •

You asked for sweatshirts.

Dec 12 •

Imagine waking up from plastic surgery to Carbone.

Spicy rigatoni is a nightmare post-anesthesia meal.

Dec 11 •

Feed Me: After Dark

My London itinerary + some news.

Dec 10 •

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